I don't even know who this Marta is, but what I do know for sure is that I can clearly imagine her face while reading this terrific piece of writing!

Your storytelling is undoubtedly next level, Srini. I didn't know if I should laugh more or get impressed more... Either way, I did burst out laughing. So thanks, Detective. And please stay alive when you're drunk so you can later write more stories like this!