Oh, how I miss reading your story, Srini! This was a perfect one to start my day. Super funny and witty as always! And your storytelling only gets better and better every time I read your articles, HOW?! This is an Oscar-winning level of comedy writing, the twists are seriously unmatched!
If you're about to write a fiction book one day, I'd definitely think it's totally real and genuine.
P.S. I'm 228% sure the Emma Watson would be stunned at your big "charming" smile. Go crush it--dude!