Oh my God, Srini. I wish I could clap for over 50 times and NEVER run. This is undoubtedly the best piece I've read today. Your clever and witty humor is second to none! I'm so glad I found you on this Earth, Srini! Seriously, thank you for being you and for writing this! For the sake of a healthier writers' community, next time I come across those running clappers, I'll cram this piece off their faces! I'm watching them, too! Bookmarked. Game on.

P.S.: I made sure I read this 5 times, so you got my genuine reading time. I hope the algorithm doesn't suck.